sexy jack

My friend jack. .he is so secy.

vaporeon sexy jack yeah sexy

by pisssman November 25, 2020

A jack man

When your penis spontaneously pops out of your pants

I was in school and i had a jack man

by TensityShift December 22, 2020

Preemie jack

Shortened version of premature ejaculation.

Dibbs: damn that sammich looks so good i just had a minor nut
Min: i think those are called preemie jacks

by SandNig01 January 7, 2021

size jack

A person (male or female) who prefers average-sized penises.

Who did she want to sleep with?
Probably William. She’s such a size jack and he’s pretty average.

by MayContray January 9, 2021

size jack

A person (male or female) who prefers average-sized penises.

Who do you think she slept with last weekend?
Probably William. She’s a size jack and he’s pretty average down there.

by MayContray January 9, 2021

jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

Audio Jack(ass)

(noun) A person when, upon gaining the sound system, puts on either music you don’t like, ear rape, rickrolls, or other generally bad noises.

“Stop being such an audio jack(ass)”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021