4 definitions by craigbird1968

jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

Rooster Booster

Another terminology referring to the simple male enhancement pill that'll keep it thick. That'll keep it real. That'll keep it Real Thick.

Craig: Hey Shane, be careful wearing that outfit.
Shane: What outfit?
Craig: Hell ya. Your Waipio short shorts.
Shane: My Davey Dukes?
Craig: Yep.
Shane: No shit....?
Craig: Yep. Like a Pocket Rocket, but a Rooster Booster that'll blow out your German war helmet making it look like an inverted mushroom cloud.
Shane: Kaboom ladies.

by craigbird1968 October 31, 2020

Banana Frenchy

The act of oral copulation whereas a whipped cream tipped penis is thouroughly rubbed through the ass crack of a primate to replicate a banana then forcefully and painfully fed into the esophagus of any unwilling party to whom is unaware that they have been a very bad monkey during copulation we they do in France.

Jacques... mmmmm. What is this.
Chiquita... just a banana freeride
Jacques... a free ride
Chiquita... I do not like this taste
Jacques... Simmer down Mr
Pibbs
Chiquita... I am not a zoo animal
Jacques... Enjoy the Banana Frenchy
Chiquita... mmm mmm mmm
this is very European.
Jacques... you damn right you filthy little monkey
Chiquita... bonjour
Jacques... bonjour in your MOUTH MOUTH

by craigbird1968 June 25, 2021

mouth mouth

A verbal loud attention getter geared toward girls located near you at a bar or other public domain to attract their undivided attention.

Craig: Hey Aaron. Those two girls sitting next to you are so cute.
Aaron: Please don't bother them, Craig. They are vibing me so hárd.
Aaron: " We are from FRANCE "
Craig: Mouth mouth!!!
Aaron: Mornin' ladies.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021