by Tacocool225 March 12, 2025
Get the Zooked mug.The opposite of a Boomercon. A Zoomercon (Zoomer + Conservative) is a young heavily online right-winger, ranging from their teens to their 20s. Zoomercons differ heavily from Boomercons in many issues, as Zoomercons show preference towards extremely nativist, white nationalist and anti-Jewish views.
Boomercons heavily support Israel while Zoomercons hate it, Boomercons support mass migration as long as it's legal while Zoomercons only want white migrants, Boomercons tend to like corporations while Zoomercons hate them because they see them as globalist and Jewish at their core.
Boomercons heavily support Israel while Zoomercons hate it, Boomercons support mass migration as long as it's legal while Zoomercons only want white migrants, Boomercons tend to like corporations while Zoomercons hate them because they see them as globalist and Jewish at their core.
by Running in the 2090s March 22, 2025
Get the Zoomercon mug.The characteristic way in which members of Generation Z view politics and political discourse. It is defined by either adopting a worldview with an almost religious fever, or on the flipside, being unable to view politics without layers of irony and post-irony, destroying any semblance of meaning from any phrase, word, or belief to the point where no serious understanding of the person's legitimate worldview can be derived.
Person 1: BidenBot will destroy Orange Man with his radical woke liberal energy blast in the 2028 US Presidential Election.
Person 2: You cannot seriously be going to work while there is *thing happening*
Person 3: America falls more and more into complete Zoomerism by the day.
Person 2: You cannot seriously be going to work while there is *thing happening*
Person 3: America falls more and more into complete Zoomerism by the day.
by Trackhawk9000 May 9, 2025
Get the Zoomerism mug.The feeling of sudden, uncontrollable enthusiasm that causes a person to flap their arms, shout incomprehensible phrases, or spin in a circle for no discernible reason. Commonly triggered by excessive joy, caffeine, or spotting a frog wearing a tiny hat.
In ancient folklore (that I just made up), being “zooted” was considered a blessing from the mythical squirrel god Blorbo of the Trees, who granted mortals temporary bursts of chaotic energy to escape boring conversations or awkward family dinners. Zooted individuals were marked by their glittery eyes, high-pitched giggles, and tendency to misplace objects they were literally holding.
Today, people may become zooted during moments such as receiving a mildly exciting text, hearing a good beat drop, or discovering that their fries came with extra nuggets. Symptoms include speed-walking for no reason, saying “slay” to inanimate objects, and aggressively complimenting strangers. There is no known cure — and honestly, why would you want one?
In ancient folklore (that I just made up), being “zooted” was considered a blessing from the mythical squirrel god Blorbo of the Trees, who granted mortals temporary bursts of chaotic energy to escape boring conversations or awkward family dinners. Zooted individuals were marked by their glittery eyes, high-pitched giggles, and tendency to misplace objects they were literally holding.
Today, people may become zooted during moments such as receiving a mildly exciting text, hearing a good beat drop, or discovering that their fries came with extra nuggets. Symptoms include speed-walking for no reason, saying “slay” to inanimate objects, and aggressively complimenting strangers. There is no known cure — and honestly, why would you want one?
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