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Hell's Teeth

Exclamation uttered by an individual witnessing something truly awe-inspiring and breath-taking yet ultimately comical and downright ludicrous. Invented at Bredbury Comprehensive School (see Werneth High School) in the autumn of 1988 when 1st year students came into contact with Dave Preston and his monolithic incisors.

Preston's leviathanic gnashers were so much admired by his fellow peers that anything as ground-breakingly ridiculous as them would be saluted with the mixed oath "Hell's teeth" in respect for the goofy fucker's handicap.
"Have you seen Jordan and Peter's kids? They look like a mad scientist's beauty pageant experiment gone wrong. Hell's teeth."
by Craig Ashton February 11, 2010
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teets

To serve no purpose. Useless

A truncation of the phrase "as useless as teets on a boar hog" meaning that teets, or nipples, on a male hog are useless and serve no purpose.
Bob: "I am so tired of pulling Frank's weight around here. He is so worthless!"
Roger: "Yeah. Frank is teets."
by SrBlanco November 15, 2005
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Brushing your teeth

an expression you tell a girl when you want her to suck your dick
im gonna brush yo teeth with my cock bizniatch! and i just ate sum G to da Bizzears!!!! FO SHO
by 420 May 15, 2003
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summer teeth

An oral condition where some teeth are there, and some aren't.
That girl from West Virginia has some serious summer teeth!

Ever since the Stanley Cup Playoffs last season, he's been flashing a "mouthful" of summer teeth with every smile.
by Jim August 27, 2003
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Tege

A very very very dark individual who usually has abnormally large eyes who also tends to talk in a in an obnoxiously Loud tone
This Tege here is a right slapper
by Bob67654 October 18, 2016
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winter teeth

A take on summer teeth. When you see someone with missing teeth, you can pronounce (behind their back of course) to your buddies, "she has winter teeth, winter the rest coming in"?
"She has winter teeth"
by Mike Tsoukalas October 25, 2007
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teetzel

that girl has huge teetzel (s)
by dubbsaunit February 26, 2010
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