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quick switch

when you are porking a babe and she says something that makes u mad so u turn ure condom inside out without her knowing, exposing the sperm to her egg, getting her pregnant
Monica: I am pregnant
Betty: Didn't you use a condom
Monica: yeah but that black guy did a quick switch when I said "fuck me harder you big nigger"
Betty: hmm...

Nintendo Switch 

Lol can't wait until they become 3rd party (Nintendo Switch)
Nintendo Switch by Please excuse me February 17, 2017

The Big Switch 

The "big" switch wasn't instant but there was a switching of platforms. Between the 1860's which spilled into the late 1900's, the Democratic party of small government became the party of big government, and the Republican party of big government became committed to limiting federal power. The Southern Democrats were racist garbage and the Republican party was more liberal but both had racist. Racist Democrat Lyndon Johnson signed the civil rights bill with a bit more Republican support than democratic. This is when you see the South start to pull away from the Democratic party, despite the many Republicans agreeing with the bill. Later, racist Republican, Richard Nixon played on the hate and racism of those southern states to become president. This how the parties changed as well as the south's affiliation. The south is now and has been Republican since the signing of the civil rights bill and it was and still is most certainly racist.
Trump supporters like to claim that they aren't racist because Republicans from the 1800's freed slaves, despite supporting a president who uses racial stereotypes and dog whistles so in response they pretend the big switch never happened and that democrats are the real racist.
The Big Switch by MonsterBoy25 August 15, 2020

Nintendo Switch 

What's it gonna take to snap these biased idiots out of their stupor in regards to the Nintendo Switch's numerous problems since release date? the Wii U became the worst-selling home console of the 21st century so far, the Nintendo Switch has been worse and it's a waste!
The Nintendo Switch is stupid and belongs in the mental kids discord.
Nintendo Switch by Nameymaker February 25, 2019

Hip Switch 

The act of annoying the shit out of others. But then later you say "tell your parents you love em".
Kids are running

Then you say "hip switch(In a smokers voice)

Then 5 seconds later you say it again

Bitch Switch 

A term used by the listener when a person is bitching about one issue only to start bitching about an unrelated issue in the same conversation.
What I thought was going to be a quick vent about her boss, she pulled one bitch switch after another for over two hours.
Bitch Switch by J.Edward December 16, 2008