You Got Spooked Boi

What you would tell your friend after you scare them.

You: (to your friend) "BOOO!"
Friend: -screams-"AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!"
You: "You Got Spooked Boi!"

by therealistmintoreos21 May 9, 2017

always all spoken

It's means you speak your mind and don't give a fuck what people think and it's cute

Your always all spoken baby

by White girl trinn August 20, 2017

i never really spoke to him

Exact words zayn malik quoted after he left the band (larry is real and louis tops end of conversation) about the sweetest human(who once tripped over a dog and apologised to it) and killed 33% of the fandom

Directioner 1:we've come so far
Directioner 2 (young) :how far..?
Directioner 1: right from " i know the real you"

To
" i never really spoke to him"

by Louis tops May 16, 2019

poke my spokes

When asking your girlfriend in front of other people if she will peg you later when you get home.

This party is whack. Id rather go home so you can poke my spokes

by Grumpy gilmore April 27, 2021

Crinkle Heins Spooker

The man with the biggest Penis of all time. It's been calculated at a massive origin shifting 30ft wide and long, it's so big drags on the floor and causes earthquakes. Crinkle has yet too masturbate because his Penis is so ginormous and he can't reech it.

Is that crinkle Heins Spooker?
I want to suck him and make him rearrange my insides...

by Micah Angela July 30, 2022

bending someone spokes

To f*** someone from the back and loosen them up their a******

I don't know who I was banging but I was bending someone spokes

by Assgasm 2000 December 17, 2022

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024