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Sheet shark
Waking up with a morning throbber while your partner is asleep still, you try to sneak your hard one into her ass while the sheets are still in front of you.
You want sex but you know she will not want you to wake her so you go for the fast kill and try to slide it in, but you get caught by the sheets(Sheet shark)!
Sheet shark by Johnny Hammer January 3, 2009
freaky sheets
to grab some sheets with a friend, then go to a public area, put on the sheets and dance around while singing 'freaky freaky sheets, sheets of freaky, freaky sheets, freaky sheets' while filming it for youtbe.
when your sheets start attacking you in the workplace
to be a freak in the sheets {whether this is done with other people or just you and the sheets is up to you}
when your sheets start attacking you in the workplace
to be a freak in the sheets {whether this is done with other people or just you and the sheets is up to you}
"It's the attack of the killer freaky sheets!"
The freak is the sheets.
"So then I went into work high on cold medication and saw a bunch of sheets running around"
The freak is the sheets.
"So then I went into work high on cold medication and saw a bunch of sheets running around"
freaky sheets by Crazy Word Bitch September 16, 2009
Dookie sheet
After participating in a sexual act with someone of the opposite sex, wait until he/she gets up to go to the bathroom. Very carefully fold the sheet from where he/she is laying and crap on the sheet. Take a spreading utensil and spread the dookie all over the sheet, and place it back how it was originally before he/she returns. They lift the sheet and get in, and pull the sheet of dookie over them.
"I got up after having sex with my husband last night, and when I returned and got in bed... he totally pulled a dookie sheet. He got me good."
"My Girlfriend and I had sex, and when I came back from the bathroom she dookie sheeted me. I got angry, then she reminded me that it was April fools day...and we've been married ever since!"
"My Girlfriend and I had sex, and when I came back from the bathroom she dookie sheeted me. I got angry, then she reminded me that it was April fools day...and we've been married ever since!"
Dookie sheet by A rich, rich man January 22, 2006