Plop ass

someone who dresses, acts like, and is a dumbass. They aren’t worth a fuck and tend to act like a real shit bag.

Look at the way TJ is. He is worthless, a real plop ass.

by bulldogginurmom27 June 11, 2024

Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz

Oh, what a relief it is! (I.e., da bowels-clearing equivalent of Alka-Seltzer.)

"Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz" refers to what hopefully happens soon after you take a laxative --- i.e., you copiously expel lumps of poop in a long series of loud splashes in da toilet-bowl, while also urinating profusely (noisy farting optional); you also supposedly feel much more relaxed and comfortable afterwards, da same as da famous antacid promises.

by QuacksO June 21, 2024

plop

1. The sound of a turd dropped into the toilet water

2. The sound of a tail plug being yanked out of someone's ass

Yo is that a tail? Sick!

*PLOP*

by DDistrict July 19, 2024

ploofa

Someone who plumps pillows to hump them

“Turns out Jessica’s a ploofa”
“Have you smelt her pillows?”

by Gibby458 July 21, 2024

Plomp

To sit/lay down, typically in reference to a large/fat cat

My cat plomped on my keyboard while I was doing work.

by anonymous August 22, 2024

ploobldoo

When your poo has to he rushed because somebody else has to use the bathroom

Get out of the bathroom! "Hold on, I'll have to ploobldoo"

by ImAPloobldooer December 17, 2024

ploobldoo

When you have to poo and it has to be rushed because someone has to use the bathroom badly

Hurry up in there. I have to go! "Hold on, I'll have to ploobldoo it"

by ImAPloobldooer December 17, 2024