manses period 

when a man has a hemorrhoid burst requiring the use of a feminine napkin to staunch the bloodflow.

I stole one of my girlfriend's pads for my manses period.
...or...
Carrying 30 sheets of drywall up a flight of stairs brought on my manses period

manses period by squibble d squabble November 18, 2006

Period’t 

The dumb shit some master splinter in training ass bitch came up with just to sound sophisticated

Yes bitch, that’s my left hand period’t, that’s my bestie period’t, that’s my big toe period’t, Your edges are laidttt period’t, I’m a dumb bitch that use this word in every sentence...PERIDOD’t

Period’t by 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ June 15, 2019

angry period monster 

A female who is currently undergoing PMS, or her menstrual cycle.

An angry period monster, or APM, often exhibits the following characteristics, including, not but limited to, violent mood swings, irrational behavior, frequent irritating text message sending, being annoying, ruining your day, destroying your concentration before a test, and just being an overall bitch.

Also called angry menstruating monsters, or AMM's (pronounced "AY-DOUBLE M").

A typical text message conversation between a male and an angry period monster:

(9:43 AM) APM: can't wait to see you this fridayy!
(9:45 AM) Guy: yeah, can't wait
(9:46 AM) APM: you know what, fuck you. you're a fucking asshole.

...

(9:48 AM) APM: wtf is your problem asshole??
(9:51 AM) APM: you know what? im just done. bye.
(9:54 AM) APM: are you fucking kidding me? what the fuck is your problem?

angry period monster by big tall giraffe March 4, 2011

Redneck Period 

Third tri-mester abortion.

Becky was gettin' towards her due date, but she got her redneck period just in time.

Redneck Period by Dustin Michael Earl November 28, 2009

triple sport grace period

the short time frame when all the 3 major sports are still in season which is late october.

baseball is usually in the world series (at the end), basketball is just starting (beginning) and football is halfway done (the middle)

When the triple sport grace period begins, I'm not sure what to watch on tv!

triple sport grace period by hardhitr3 September 9, 2009

Man Period 

A natural occurrence in males around every 3-6 months where hormone levels, both testosterone and oestrogen, are higher than usual. This often manifests itself in mood swings and/or general lethargy.

1: "What's wrong?"
2: "I dunno, just kind of down."
1: "What's up?"
2: "Nothing, just feeling down. Don't know why, must be on my man period."

Man Period by MrCfR January 9, 2010

Period 

1. A punctuation mark at the end of a sentence.

2. A special time of month for a girl in which her womanly parts bleed for up to seven days.

3. The symbol of womanhood.

1. period ------> .

2. Adriana: Awwwwww I got my period 2 days early!

3. Amy: Mom! I'm finally a woman!

Amy's Mom: That's great honey!

Period by The Friendly Snowman Outside November 23, 2011