onner-offer

An Onner-Offer is the device that turns on and off the television,DVD, VCR. Its sometimes referred to as a remote control

Hey Dad I can’t find the Onner-Offer

by Dan_Anthony September 14, 2021

Great Offendi

A person who defines themselves by what offends them.

She's a great Offendi: Offended by your opinions, your, style, your look and your religion.

by Ipsisi November 25, 2021

Better Offer Club

A person who makes plans with multiple different people or groups, but ends up with the one with the most advantageous predicted outcome.

Sam: What are you doing tonight?
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC

by New Edina Bailey February 25, 2022

Sorryable Offense

An action that requires an apology.

Often can be used when your girl is bitchin about something you shouldn't be sorry for.

"That's not a sorryable offense. You shouldn't be sorry for that."

by Cman33 March 16, 2022

Sex Offender

Kaidyn

“Did you hear about kaidyn I heard he fucks children”
“Is he a registered sex offender”
“Yes”

by Buttwhole67 March 18, 2022

Renee offerhaus

A very sweet and nice indepentent woman if you have a Renee in your life be carefull to not lose her because she is very special and will allway and allways be your friend and be loyal to you. She gives off gay vibes in a good way like bi pan or lesbian. She loves the screen and chatting with her friends makes her super happy but it your naaty to her she will get redy to end you in the night… btw dose not like ppl called Finn i know you..

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by BeeBoiTubbo March 28, 2022

tinder offender

Download, delete, repeat!
A Kimberly Gardner of person.

Omg she’s such a tinder offender and to think nobody knew she was a whore!

by DaVinci NotreDame April 5, 2022