When you begin reading a page, and blank out thinking about other things. You finally come to, realizing that you read the whole page without ingesting a single word.
She was reading statistics homework when she suffered an acute case of monkey brain. I suppose thats what happens when you do your homework tipsy on the stairs in front of your building at 2:30 AM.
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Sometimes incorrectly spelled 'moch', a moke is a bowl of mixed tobacco and marijuana, typically in a single snap of the bowl. Known for its intense, concussive high, a moke is a pleasant and cost-effective experience for the experienced stoner.
Moke, as a term, is most commonly heard in Northern California, particularly in the San Francisco bay area and surrounding communities; the act of smoking marijuana mixed in bowls with tobacco goes by many other names as well, including (but not limited to):
-Mocha bowl
-Mole
-T-rip or T-snap
-Splice bowl
-Spliff bowl (which is just about the worst name ever for a moke)
-Ripper
-Chop
-Slap
-Zorb (more correctly the intense headrush a moke produces should be referred to as a 'zorb')
-Mokey
-Pop
-Scooper
-Spin
And the act of having a friend make you a thick, delicious brown snapper is called a 'Chef Special'
Moke, as a term, is most commonly heard in Northern California, particularly in the San Francisco bay area and surrounding communities; the act of smoking marijuana mixed in bowls with tobacco goes by many other names as well, including (but not limited to):
-Mocha bowl
-Mole
-T-rip or T-snap
-Splice bowl
-Spliff bowl (which is just about the worst name ever for a moke)
-Ripper
-Chop
-Slap
-Zorb (more correctly the intense headrush a moke produces should be referred to as a 'zorb')
-Mokey
-Pop
-Scooper
-Spin
And the act of having a friend make you a thick, delicious brown snapper is called a 'Chef Special'
"Bruh, lets go take some mokes and watch Trailer Park Boys"
"There are two rules when it comes to moking. One, if that moke did not physically hurt to take, do it over again until it does. Second, if you ask a friend to make you a small moke, by law he must now make you a fat moke"
Moker #1 "One chef special on the house, please"
Moker #2 "Coming right up, sir"
"Let me take a Brownt Olympus first, then lets go watch the movie"
Person #1 "Hey man do you guys smoke splice bowls out of that bong?"
Person #2 "We smoke mokes here boy, you must smoke cock"
"I saw that one dude with the long hair smoke a moke out of a fuckin steamroller. That's fucking heinous"
"There are two rules when it comes to moking. One, if that moke did not physically hurt to take, do it over again until it does. Second, if you ask a friend to make you a small moke, by law he must now make you a fat moke"
Moker #1 "One chef special on the house, please"
Moker #2 "Coming right up, sir"
"Let me take a Brownt Olympus first, then lets go watch the movie"
Person #1 "Hey man do you guys smoke splice bowls out of that bong?"
Person #2 "We smoke mokes here boy, you must smoke cock"
"I saw that one dude with the long hair smoke a moke out of a fuckin steamroller. That's fucking heinous"
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Get the Mooked mug.So an executive walks into an office filled with his subordinates who are screwing around. He asks "who the hell is fucking the monkey in here?"
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1. To have ones purpose altered using illegitimate methods of justification.
2. To cripple or render useless
3. To be striped of defenses
4. Weaker then all else in every aspect
5. Being forced to alter ones methods
6. To be stricken harder then others
1. To have ones purpose altered using illegitimate methods of justification.
2. To cripple or render useless
3. To be striped of defenses
4. Weaker then all else in every aspect
5. Being forced to alter ones methods
6. To be stricken harder then others
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