serial monogamist

A person who enjoys long-term, loving, exclusive relationships almost as much as they enjoy keeping all their money and stuff.

Brad: That's a really nice bass boat, Ryan. I had to sell mine during the divorce.
Ryan: Sorry, bud. You really need to try being a serial monogamist.

by inew April 1, 2015

serial monogamy

A practice by which a person experiences a large number of short-lived romantic relationships or "flings." Those engaged in this practice probably have had numerous sexual partners but have not engaged in cheating or infideloutous behavior.

People engaged in serial monogamy use it as a tool to avoid marriage and any other long term commitments and could be labeled "commitment phobes."

by [e-mail] August 3, 2007

monosyllabic

Composed of one syllable words. Going against the pronounciation of the word itself.

Monosyllabic sentence: This is a look at these kinds of words.

by Zak May 3, 2003

monosyllable

word of one syllable

fuck

by mek November 24, 2002

Monopoly

A small, mythical being, resembling a leprechaun, that engages in inappropriate activities.

That Monopoly is wearing those prostitute pants again.

by A person in the middle of nowhere February 20, 2008

monoxious

cat (noun), catlike (adjective), plural: monoxi (mon oxsh eye)

The calico monoxious had the purr of an angel.

The little boy had a monoxious way of drinking milk; rather than sipping it out of a cup, he would sip it out of a bowl while on all fours.

by Jess Clark August 28, 2005

Monomuff

hairs that grow on a womans vagina (peubic hair)
that is over grown and grows down each leg and up to your belly button

Carlos: That girl in the swimming pool today had a huge monomuff

Becky: Ewh

by CharlesCharlyCarrot April 20, 2009