Michael Phelps

In 2008, became confirmed as a new species of fish. Will probably be best known for having won eight gold medals in a single Olympics, and at the time breaking the world record for seven of them.

I don't get it, I trained just as hard as him, why can't I ever swim faster than him?

Well that's because he was already born at a physical advantage over you, like Michael Phelps is to all the other people whose bodies do not resemble that of an aquatic animal.

by writ October 30, 2008

Michael Moore

A very leftist Hollywood documentary filmmaker who also writes some books. He has been accused by many of telling lies in his movies but I tend to believe that he is overall honest because he is an Eagle Scout.

If I could ask Michael Moore one question it would be if he makes any tax deductions.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Michael

A sexy bitch

"Michael is a sexy bitch."

by michaelisasexybitch November 10, 2009

Michael Scotch

A drink invented by Michael Scott of the television series, "The Office" (the NBC version). It is made of Splenda and scotch. Named by a few of us in British Columbia, Canada.

"Tastes like splenda, gets ya drunk like scotch" - Michael Scott on "The Michael Scotch".

by Initials LCM March 28, 2009

Shawn Michaels

The greatest wrestler ever. Period. He owns you. And he did not screw over Brett Hart damnit. It was Vince. It was all his fault.

Vince screwed Brett Hart. Not Shawn Michaels.

by NeverDeath_VMK January 19, 2005

Michael Hutchence

Michael Hutchence was the original lead singer of the Australian rock band INXS, from 1977 to 1997. He was born in 1960.

In 1997 he was depressed and killed himself by hanging. One of the best rockstars lost to suicide!
He had a relationship with pop singer Kylie Minogue, but they broke up in 1991 and remained close friends.

R.I.P. Hutch.

INXS were most awesome with Michael Hutchence. Still awesome after he's gone.

by Why.Am.I.Even.Here! July 5, 2012

Michael Schwartz

The act of sticking ones finger up a females butt hole before the person reaches first base.

"Dude you should totally Michael Schwartz her tonight"
"Its our first date"
"That's the point".

by Menwithouthats May 1, 2010