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mealstorm 

Any time a crowd of people rush to grab from a pile of free food.
The office manager sent an e-mail that there were free pizzas in the break room, and it only took a minute before there was a goddamn mealstorm.
mealstorm by Ironmaus May 30, 2011

mealwater 

Soaked Food

to have food that is soaked
O dont like metwater mealwater
mealwater by Bombh January 20, 2018
Mealey, a smart and talented person who everyone loves and would never be mean. She is also very lovable and cool. She would always be there for you when you are feeling down. She always has a smile on her face everyday even when it’s raining!
OMG Mealey is so nice and sweet!!
mealey by Madzxo101 March 11, 2019

Mealjacker 

Someone who joins one or more people in a public eating area, who is not invited or welcome, and immediately wrecks whatever conversation, vibe or mood that was occuring, often with their mere presence. A mealjacker normally has no idea he is jacking someone's meal; he normally believes that the person or group actually wants him to be there. This common misconception is often predicated on polite small talk and the social norm of not being able to actually tell someone to sit somewhere else. Closely related to the cock blocker, the meal jacker strikes only during meals, when his victims are most vulnerable and least able to flee. But her powers of social extinguishment are not limited to potential romantic interaction; the mealjacker virtually shuts down all social conversation.
You're at the dining hall, eating the slop and generally having a good time with a couple friends, when you spot "Jeffery" or "Margaret" coming toward you carrying a tray. Your stomach drops. You let loose with an inner wail and scream "Nooooo" inside your head. But much like when you see the cop on the side of the road, it is too late to do anything about it now. You brace yourself, whisper-shout to your friend "Mealjacker!" and grit your teeth, because you are about to be mealjacked.
Mealjackings often occur in college dining halls and high school cafeterias, but can occur in any open eatery with general seating. The jackees often feel violated and helpless, especially in a booth setting, with little or no means of escape. See also close talker and cock blocker
Mealjacker by David Bolen September 22, 2008
The reality or point of view displayed by an extremely selfish/self absorbed person, as if other people are not real but merely extras in the movie of said person's life.

see also; youniverse
"The facts and truths of our world don't mean much in Danielle's meality"
meality by The Flying Camel August 21, 2007

mealy mouth 

Timid and frail of action to the point of being highly irritating. Lacking in action. No back-bone. Passive. Submissive. Perceived as a "sweet" person. A term mostly applied to women (by other women) who will neither engage in straight conversation nor take action.
The character of Melanie (Hamilton) Wilkes in the old movie Gone With The Wind. As Scarlett would say, "That mealy mouth Melanie...."
mealy mouth by BBS June 29, 2006