laser

1. A device that converts incident electromagnetic radiation of mixed frequencies to discrete frequencies of highly amplified and coherent ultraviolet, visible, or infrared radiation.

2. The only thing that trumps shotgun when riding in a car. It is the driver's final call, but otherwise if you yell laser, you ride in the passenger seat. Does not work if nobody has called shotgun yet. If you yell shotgun, you can't yell laser too.

1. I'm going to use my laser to point at this piece of paper
2. person 1: shotgun
person 2: laser
person 1: god damn it.

by iz. April 17, 2006

liberal christian

A follower of the Christian church (any of them, since there are about 30 different denominations) that supports liberal ideology including but not limited to pro-abortion, sex whenever between any 2 legal adults, stem cell research, pro-legalization, anti-war movements, and, most importantly, the two things that set them apart from the Christian Right: FREEDOM OF RELIGION and SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE, which if you'll remember is written and implied in the Constitution. Needless to say, there aren't too many out there, and most of them are really just moderates in the political spectrum.

Steve Irwin: Crikes! Looks like we've got ourselves a reeeal rare one here! If you'll look in the church here, you'll see a liberal PRAYING! This must be one of those Liberal Christians, a real rarity in the USA indeed!

by Matt June 6, 2005

Screaming Liberal

Any mentally deficient westerner who panders to the ever more ridiculous demands of the arabs and pakis. And will probably side with them when it all properly kicks off.

That fucking George Galloway is a right screaming liberal. The paki loving cunt.

by Nozzer August 28, 2006

ultra-liberal

The "attack machines" of the Democratic Party. Because of their far left-wing criticisms and ideas, they are disagreed with by many Democrats, who are very concerned about the militant actions of the ultra-liberals.
The only person on the right-wing conservative side that could possibly be equal to left-wing radicals is Anne Coulter.

Ultra-liberals usually consist of hippies, punk-rockers, communists, and the Hollywood crowd. They usually follow leaders such as Michael Moore and "Hanoi Jane" Fonda.

by A Hoosier April 22, 2005

Liberals

ok i'm sure that some liberals are pot smoking hippies but if all pot smoking hippies were liberals that would mean hyde would also be one along with all of the other people on that 70's show (dont worry, i know that this show is ficticious) however i am a liberal also and i do not worship john kerry or any other politician for that matter you people are really stupid if you think that we do it seems more like the conservatives worship bush and his family. so i guess you think we are hippies because we give a thought to the environment hmmm riiite yea we suck so much because we dont want everyone to painfully die from the suns rays. not

conservatives suck yes they do

by me February 23, 2005

Liberal Arts

an idiot who doesnt know that the hell there doing with there life so they spend unnecessary amounts of money to get a degree in bullshitting

liberal arts college costs multiple thousands of dollars and most of the time you spend wasted

by bridgewaterbullshit September 12, 2011

Liberal Bias

1. Reality.

2. A one-liner, manufactured pejorative term like "socialist", that North American conservative Elites have created to justify the funding of blatantly biased, inaccurate news (ie. Fox News).

I hate how nature has a liberal bias! Every time I see a mother breastfeed her child I want to puke at nature's maternal welfare system which only serves to create laziness in human babies.

by hoopladoopla August 3, 2010