the jason shumwhey

The guy who volunteers to be the last car of the train in the all man gang bang in prison...from day one.

I love being in front of the jason shumwhey every friday night!

by wet squirrel prod April 7, 2005

The Jason Reach-Around

When you annoy a Quirky, Gay, Dumbass, White kid who is the son of a cop and thinks he's a badass. And he ends up grabbing your balls to make you stop

I annoyed Jason with a flashlight so he pulled The Jason Reach-Around to try and take it away. Needless to say, I felt violated

by 07042016 July 3, 2016

reverse Jason

Activities associated with sexual intercourse. Having sexual intercourse.

"Dude I totally had a reverse Jason last night!"

by jd_3 September 8, 2016

Mike- Jason

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard

Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.

by SmtGirl January 3, 2017

Bloody Jason

When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him

Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!

by Pineus December 5, 2017

kawasaki jason

A kawasaki Jason can be defined as being on your atv while jerking yourself off via reach around.

A Kawasaki Jason can be defined as Caught my homie Jason in the woods on his quad performing a Kawasiki Jason.

by Brianprimosch October 17, 2020

halluci-jason

a hallucination of Jason Vorhees, as seen in the Friday the 13th films
created by James A. Janisse of Dead Meat

"His halluci-jasons are getting so bad, dude can't even take a minute to admire himself in the mirror." (Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) KILL COUNT: RECOUNT, Dead Meat)

by dr4g0ng1rl September 19, 2021