Dylan

Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.

Dylan put on a shirt

by Trinomial September 15, 2016

Dylan

Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.

Dylan put on a shirt

by Trinomial September 15, 2016

Dylan

The gayest guy out there. He's a total d-bag and can't spell point right. He will be the whitest person and think he can say the n-word. Overall he doesnt have a penis

Kid:Whos the new kid dylan
Me:the gayest guy out there
Kid:oh like the Insta account @snowboard__edits_
Me: ya pretty much

by Coccsuccer69 December 24, 2018

Dylan

A completely sicko who has fetishes for brutes, stereotypes in general, clowns, rubber/inflatable everything and just about every non-typical fetish out there, often tries to take part in bizarre sexual rituals involving any of those aforementioned things, forces other people he roleplays with to be in relationships with him.

He's a classic Dylan, always forcing people to have sex with him.

by MM132 March 4, 2019

Dylan

A dumbass nerd who wears dumbass shoes. The dumbass looks like shaggy and slightly resembles a palm tree. If you see him take a picture and make a meme. Its really funny to make fun of him.

Look at those dumbass shoes. What a dylan.

by Piratewizard March 6, 2017

Dylan

Dylan a freak who looks like 2 Couzens fucked and the kid was there atistic baby

eeew u look like dylan

by armyboy123 November 28, 2018

Dylan

Dylan is the kind of guy who is dating the high school slut that fucks every guy in the school besides him. She is just using him as her personal slave to get things done. Dylan also jerks off his cashew dick while playing computer games in his free time. Overall, Dylan is a complete dipshit that had very poor personal hygiene.

"EW! It's Dylan! "
"Armed you guys dating?"

"Yeah but he's still a weird cunt"

by daddy9inch May 23, 2016