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Has a crush on a girl he has absolutely no chance with. His mom is a complete MILF that fucks with all of his friends. He focuses all of his anger into pumping iron, which makes him very strong.
by daddy9inch May 20, 2016
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Dylan is the kind of guy who is dating the high school slut that fucks every guy in the school besides him. She is just using him as her personal slave to get things done. Dylan also jerks off his cashew dick while playing computer games in his free time. Overall, Dylan is a complete dipshit that had very poor personal hygiene.
"EW! It's Dylan! "
"Armed you guys dating?"

"Yeah but he's still a weird cunt"
by daddy9inch May 24, 2016
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