Ditch

(dich)

Noun

1. When a male has an itch around his genitalia. Ditch is a compound word of dick and itch.

I fucked this dirty bitch and now I have ditch.

by Jusrin P.S. March 24, 2011

shit and ditch

This is when one sleeps with a female. After intercourse one waits till she is alseep. While asleep you lay a steamer in her mouth, if this doesn't awake her right away you can also perceed to insert your thumb into her anus, and then run away.

Man my ex girlfriend was being such a bitch lastnight i gave her the old shit and ditch.

by Mr nooglets January 25, 2009

dirt in the ditch

when you dont wipe your ass good enough you have dirt in the ditch

dirt in the ditch is shit in your ass crack

by Rick Bona October 21, 2009

ditch digger

fucking woman in the ass,cause queers should be outlawed, while holding their ankles by their head.

jamming a chicks ankles in her ears and givien her the "ditch digger."

by chugger42001 September 25, 2008

Doochbag

Doochbag, is used instead of swearing at someone. it is a word that pops up in many movies and is known as an American word.

"Mate your mom is soooooo HOT!!!"
"You are such a doochbag!!!"

or

"oh my god i just ask this model out and then when she said yes i wet myself...."
"You Doochbag!"

by Jediknight May 20, 2008

ditch weed

a large penis of doom

My Ditchweed is farting.

by Yakshem March 13, 2003

Dogchunk

Large nasal orifices, characterised by both their size and resemblance to large unevenly cut chucks of dog meat.

Gadzooks, look at the dogchunks on THAT.

by Paul December 2, 2003