Dip-Foolery

When you are just about to have sexual intercourse and you dip your penis in her vagina only to pull it out and stop because of guilt

I was with that person last night but only had a bit of Dip-Foolery because I felt guilty

by GraMoore February 24, 2015

Fun dip

you get your penis wet then sprinkle cocaine on your penis. Then have someone lick/suck it off

That crackhead really loves fun dips!

by Will Donnie August 15, 2017

dip fucker

Ex (wife | husband) who, even when married, was just noT the brightest bulb on the tree.

"Dip Fucker just called, needs to swap visitation weekends" That fucking asshole just called again, wants to borrow money.

by jebucha July 23, 2011

Minge dipping

Minge dipping is the act of "dipping" into assorted vaginas in a club setting.

Hey Bartholomew wanna come minge dipping this evening?

by Father of many December 16, 2017

Dipping Sonar

Whilst giving birth to an almighty stool, it enters the water of the toilet bowl and the integrity of the turd is maintained (no snap) until the bowel is evacuated. This is due to the consistancy of the log which is most likely made up of digested pork ribs with a mallasess based sauce and a pint or three of Guinness. An important phenomena is also at play, when the nard enters the water, the submerged portion of the cable becomes weightless which enables the turd to continue and reach maximum length. The cable must be maintained within a certain angle (8.5 degrees) in order to avoid cert snap.
This act resembles the use of a Dipping Sonar Array employed by Naval Anti Submarine Helicopters.

Dave, Loc and Adrian smashed a German pork knuckle, 15 beers, gelato and 5 rums. The next morning, in the Hilton Hotel room, Loc was in peril and screamed that he was doing a Dipping Sonar, Adrian asked if the cable was within limits!

by Triller1 March 3, 2016

The Dip and Rip

Giving a blow job while having a baby

The first thing my child seen was my balls cuz my bitch gave me the dip and rip

by Shelbs sudz November 15, 2014

Facebook Dip

When ur on facebook and someone who always messages you that u dont want to talk to signs in and u sign out real quick before he/she gets a chance to start talking to u

"Fuck, Nicky just signed in, she always wants to talk about pointless shit, im too hung over for this shit"

"Quick dude, just facebook dip before she says anything"

"Alright, PEACE bitch!!!!!!"
(signs out)

by Ya buudddddy!!! September 13, 2011