bruce

(adjective) Used to describe something that shouldn't happen, but does, and you should just accept it.
It "Just Works".

"why did that concrete wall explode from a laser hitting it? that's bruce"
"yeah, the brucege is crazy in this show"

by anonymous March 28, 2022

Bruce amen

A spiritual encounter really, if performed properly. It's the act of a guy fucking a girl in the ass while he simultaneously siting on the bed post, fucking his own ass but, as he is about to cum, the girl quickly turns around to take the entire load in her mouth as he drops his entire body weight down onto the bed post. Once she has his entire load in her mouth, she gargles it stands up, spits it in the man's mouth (while he's still full weight in the bed post) then he gargles it, spits it in the girls face, then slaps the shit out of her and tells her to make him a sandwich.

Girl! You wouldn't believe it... Tobe "Bruce Amened" me so good last night... I felt like I was a Jimmy John's employee when we were done.

Dude, I'm going to "Bruce Amen" her so good tonight, she's going to buy stock in Subway.

by Inkd.n.confused January 4, 2023

Bruceing

The act of doing something that you believe will make your life easier, but in fact makes it more difficult.

Sam: Why is he swimming upstream like that?
Dan: He thinks he's swimming downstream.
Sam: Hasn't anyone told him?
Dan: He doesn't listen, he's just bruceing.

by Just Kidding or Am I April 11, 2023

Brone

Basically a word that describes a person's relationship with some else but you don't know what to call it

Like for example (Friends/Your crush)

I did not put any research into this word I just accidentally typed it and now I got this ¯ \ _ ( ツ ) _ / ¯

“Oh My relationship with Chad is Brone"

by Water21k April 23, 2023

L-Bruced

Being "L-Bruced", "Bruced", or "The Lenny Bruce Effect" is a modern slang coming from the oppression of stand up comics and free speech by US courts in 1964. To be "L-Bruced" can mean:
1. The negative result of a technically accurate story, or series of events, being told without context; resulting in a grievous misunderstanding.
2. When someone tells a story in such a way that the innocent look guilty.
3. If you "go for the joke" and get choked out by a cop from behind.

1. "Please don't set that on fire. . . I can't believe you are gonna let me get L-Bruced on my own Wedding night by that biatch bridesmaid with the fat hair"
2. "Actually officer, in the moonlight, with that hat and gun you do kind of. . .uuuurrrgghg *coff* uuurrggnnnhh".

by J.J.R. January 11, 2015

Shield-Broner

Your best bud that willingly to hide your boner in front of the girl/boy you attracted to. Usually using a book or standing in front of you making small talk to the said girl/boy, while you busy rearranging the boner. A True Best Friend.

A: Here comes Abby.
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!

by UrbanHunk July 4, 2017

raging bruce

An engorged and purpling male erection, caused by zip tying the base of the penis in a display of dominance.
Also known as 'brucing out'.

"Man, I almost picked up this 10/10 last night. I was so close to sealing the deal when some dude whipped out a raging bruce and stared me down. I was humiliated. Security even asked me to leave."

by s3ctur September 26, 2017