Beaning

The act of doing something retarded or doing anything that Pete Rodriguez would do.

Hey bro that chick was beaning last night.

by Birthday dinner August 19, 2019

Beasting

To date someone significantly younger than you would be a form of beasting

"I cant believe shes dating an 11yr old that's proper beasting"

by iknowwhatitmeans October 2, 2019

Beating a meat

Slap that bitch un tell you cum

Beating a meat

by Bitch please 193 December 24, 2019

beaning

similar to nutting, except you are allot more bored (see Quaranbean)

A- "want to hang out"
B-"nah, ive got some serious beaning to do"

by Nerd_Rages April 1, 2020

Beaning

When you pour a can of beans onto a sleeping person as a prank

Jerald: Yo, you want to do a beaning?
Max: Sure, but who?

by HrjttamblynGod June 24, 2020

beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020

Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020