spank wangler

Male who is envied by both sexes and is renound as an amazingly athletic lover, men wanna be him, women wanna do him!!
Jane - gosh look at him he's buff
Bunny - I did him, couldn't walk for a week, ee's a right Spank Wangler!!
George - I'ed do him!!!
by Spank Wangler March 16, 2008
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air spanking

The act of waving hand in air in a spanking motion
Les Grossman was air spanking the shit out of that invisible hoe while dancing in Tropic Thunder
by pickle doodle May 23, 2018
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Spanks Hank

The modern term created for thank you. It was created by an Oregon Insurance Agent who created a typo in an email to another agent but birthed a new word. The spanks hank. You smack it in the end of your email when you want to say thank you but hit your recipient with a confusion.
Hi Mark, I received for the documents.
Spanks hank.
by Turbulentcucumber August 3, 2022
mugGet the Spanks Hankmug.

douche-spanked

when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche
I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip
by tjdabomb August 29, 2011
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nettle spanked

The act of being whipped with nettles to derive sexual pleasure while holding hands with a mutual friend
Gary likes when his mutual friend big Debrah nettle spanks him.

Did you hear big Debrah nettle spanked Gary last night?
by Icebergtip July 8, 2023
mugGet the nettle spankedmug.

spank robbery

To be interrupted during a masterbating session. Interruption can be for numerous reasons, for example: wife/gf, parents, door bell ring, phone call.
I had the house to myself on my day off. I was going to enjoy some self love but my wife came early stopping me early. She committed an act of spank robbery.
by West Texas Red Dirt March 21, 2017
mugGet the spank robberymug.

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