when a fat person says they're going to loose weight that they never will, and just lie to themselves.
by stuffandstuff January 2, 2011
Get the new year's resolutionmug. The best excuse to get drunk and throw the biggest party of the year. It's not so much the fact that it's a new year that's so exciting, but the fact that you're going to go to a party.
Billy: Holy shit it's new years eve. Do you know what that means?
Bob: Umm, tomorrow is a new year?
Billy: No numb nuts, its time to party!
Bob: Umm, tomorrow is a new year?
Billy: No numb nuts, its time to party!
by Stroup December 30, 2003
Get the new year's evemug. 1) The eve/night of December 31st, in which many people celebrate by counting down the hours untill January 1st.
2) A good excuse for bubblyandkisses.
3)A time to contemplate the age of Dick Clark
2) A good excuse for bubblyandkisses.
3)A time to contemplate the age of Dick Clark
by Assessment January 2, 2004
Get the new year's evemug. When you get down on your knees being your girl, put your hands together and extend your pointer and middle fingers on both hands and yell A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH then jam your fingers into her asshole.
by Kikashi April 23, 2018
Get the a thousand years of deathmug. When you shit in one of those noisemakers that uncurls when you blow in it. Then blow in it really hard into someone's face.
Happy New Year! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
by Lizy April 3, 2005
Get the hot new yearsmug. A boy who plays Call of Duty and tells his mom to bring him energy drinks, then cussing her out for bringing him Red Bull instead of Monster, then cussing you out incorrectly for shooting him.
by Cracka531 May 23, 2014
Get the 9 year oldmug. Oneofthethreegreatestheroesofourgeneration: Diggity Monkeez is obviously twelve years old.
Diggity Monkeez: Well, that doesn't make me a bad person.
Diggity Monkeez: Well, that doesn't make me a bad person.
by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005
Get the 12 Years Oldmug.