Cordial Turnpike

When a human forcefully inserts an appendage into an orifice of a non-human with designated intent of reaching the small intestines.

Richard began to sport wood after he succesfully preformed his first cordial turnpike on Mrs. Smith's pet cat that had passed nearly moments before.

by MamaDuck June 6, 2009

Nebraska Turntable

A Nebraska Turntable is where one defecates into another's mouth, and then the individual with the excrement in their mouth performs oral sex on the defecater.

My breath still stinks from that Nebraska Turntable last night.

by UrbanKingdom April 4, 2011

pink turnips

Fake or plastic boobs

I love to eat pink turnips

by Getbigpussy April 16, 2011

On turning

Slang for being horny or turned on. Also used in the sense when drunk. Was invented during the late 40's

Timmy: Hey John do you see that girl
John: Yeah she's so on Turning
Timmy: I was thinking the same thing
John: Look here she comes....

by Jake4cake October 30, 2011

picking turnips

The act of Zac Fox taking a turnip out of the ground and shoving it in places.

Zac was picking turnips out of the land when he found a turnip worthy of hjis attention and continued by shoving it up his arse.

by Juselsm January 17, 2012

twat turnstile

town slut, everybody in town has been thru it at some point

"of course she did him-she aint nothin but a twat turnstile"

by lovinsib July 23, 2012

Hershey Turnpike

Something that a man and a woman do together while two hundred miles are between them. And air dance of permisquous notation. Also known as the love dance. You know who you are .

Ty and Livvy Hershey turnpikes for hours in their bedrooms. Lots of love was made.

by Tyrone03 September 4, 2012