turtleneck dinosaur 

An uncircumcised penis. Typically used as code around people you don't want to hear about your penal problems.

I don't wanna hear about your damn turtleneck dinosaur.

turtleneck dinosaur by weenurrs October 25, 2014

turtlebackin 

When a person has so much luggage that they have to carry backpacks on the back as well as on the front. Wrapping all their luggage around themselves like the shell of a turtle.

Look at that backpacker turtlebackin' it's way around the world.

turtlebackin by AllanSmithee December 30, 2014

turtle popping 

When you are running to the toilet with poo half out of your bum and you're squeezing your anus to get it back in.

Like a turtles head half out of its shell.

"Oh my God, I got to go to the loo; I'm turtle popping!"

turtle popping by Carnthepear September 12, 2015

turtle head poking 

It's when u on the toilet and u have crap and it starts comming out looks like a turtle head

I took a dump it look like a turtle head poking out my butt hole

turtle head poking by Rhino hard August 10, 2016

Turtle Flipper 

The art of inserting four knuckles into your father's anus and grabbing ahold of your thumb to work it back and forth in return directly for cannabis or money to buy cannabis

I couldnt afford any weed so i gave dad a turtle flipper.

Turtle Flipper by Turtleflippa3000 March 30, 2017

Turtle hunting 

Turtle hunting is when you feel a turrle head popping out of your rectum and proceed to go the nearest mirror, grab your asscheaks, and spread them just to see what your turtle head looks like.

Friend- "dude where'd you go"

You- "sorry, I felt something popping out so I had to go turtle hunting"

Turtle hunting by Dickle Pickle102 June 16, 2017

turtlehead touching cloth 

When you need a poo so badly your poo is pocking out your ass and nearly about to drop on your pants.

i need to go to the toilet i have a, turtlehead touching cloth

turtlehead touching cloth by Tommy North-Wat January 10, 2018