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Definitions by Carnthepear

turtle popping 

When you are running to the toilet with poo half out of your bum and you're squeezing your anus to get it back in.

Like a turtles head half out of its shell.
"Oh my God, I got to go to the loo; I'm turtle popping!"
turtle popping by Carnthepear September 12, 2015