Tree Dad

The term “Tree-Dad” originally referred to a man, typically tall in stature with a kind demeanor, like a tree. In present day the term has evolved to be used to cover a wider variety of individuals who may also be referred to as “good stuff”.

That actor Jason Segel seems like a total tree dad.

by PooBili May 15, 2021

Shakin' trees

To jam music really loud, dance, tear up a rug, and make some noise.

1: Jammer: My neighbors must hate me, I've been shakin' trees all night.

2:

Guy 1: Damn look at that girl on the dance floor.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she's shakin trees right now.

by TigerMun April 27, 2013

tree pedophiles

Another more fun name for a sloth.

-enters zoo- Daddy, can we go see the tree pedophiles?!

Just look at that creepy ass face.

by Your moms vajay February 25, 2014

Tree Barber

A person who specializes in trimming and pruning trees and large bushes.

A tree barber is coming out tomorrow to cut back the branches hanging over my neighbors deck.

by AGAFussball November 30, 2021

Tree-Fungu

To call somebody Tree-Fungu means to call them a smelly hippie. A Tree-Fungu is a person with a distinct odor and is possibly in a cult. The plural of Tree-Fungu is Tree-Fungus.

"The place was full of Tree-fungus."

by ben and holly May 5, 2022

Potato Tree

1. A mythical tree with the magical ability to grow potatoes from it's branches.

2. A retarded argument

1. The legendary potato tree has evaded me for far too long, this time I shall find it!

2. "I read a book that potatoes grow on trees!" "Are you fuckin' stupid?"

by The Mysterious Hand March 28, 2011

Tree Stump

A person equivalent to a stick in the mud thats only purpose is to be an impediment to forward movement

Marjorie Taylor-Greene is a Tree Stump

by Denny80222 April 4, 2021