Teesdale

A crazy fool that falls "asleep" at random intervals, and has a sudden urge to kill Ben while in his "sleep" . Either by strangling, kicking in the balls, or pushing down stairs. He is believed by one person to be faking it. Many Teesdales have been believed to be ginger.

"Teesdale, are you awake?"
**Teesdale just stares at the questioner with a blank expression**

"Teesdale, why are you looking at Ben with such a murderous expression??"
"Kill Ben."

"Teesdale, whats your name?"
*Teesdale laughs hysterically with a childish giggle, as he punches Ben in the ribs*

Teesdale by Anonymous 2k9 February 5, 2009

Treasa 

To repeatedly molest chipmunks while wearing lederhosen, eating cabbage and potatoes and singing the Dutch national anthem. Usually done in large groups by teenage boys from rural Ireland to celebrate birthdays, weddings, important sporting victories and occasionally funerals

God i was out on the Treasa last night and i still can't fit back in my pants after it

Treasa by Afromania August 3, 2007

Teesha

Sometimes is a bitch, and she laughs at almost everyone/Everything. She also is easy to make laugh not only that, but can pick up a guy quickly, but due to high standards will drop him fast.

Geez Teesha, you can't have a standard relationsh- wait you have a new guy? ALREADY???

Teesha by Ö...Y.U.SCREAMIN October 11, 2016

snorg tees 

the one reason not to use this site

I used to use urban dictionary, but I got so tired of the snorg tees adds that I switched to Merriam Webster

snorg tees by uwishu were me October 31, 2011

lesbian threesome 

Every man's dream. When two girls join another and pleasure themselves right in front of you. If not, and you're a straight man, find any possibility of watching that. Because lesbian threesomes aren't heaven, man. That's legend-wait-for-it-fucking-dary! That's like being the king of the Universe, baby!

Aleisha and Kimberley always had a desire; to try same sex with each other. But, that day, things changed. Rita joined the group and you watched the whole scene. Pretty lucky, hein?!

The lesbian threesome is happening in my bed. But they locked the door and the windows! I can't even watch! Whoa, wait... give me that chainsaw!

lesbian threesome by My Name Is 13 Cockroaches September 24, 2009

Treason 

1. The crime of killing one's king or leader.

2. Another(less user) word for commiting traitorism, where one attacks one's own people on the battlefield.

Aly commited treason, but she got away.

Treason by Shadow XII November 30, 2005

threeskin 

Smaller than the foreskin, but longer than a twoskin. What you call your foreskin after you put it in a meat grinder. It's usually associated with an onion odor.

Wow Grandma that is some fine tasting threeskin.

threeskin by Eric S March 23, 2005