Alabama Turkey Slammer 

The delicate process or jerking off with the soft under skin of a turkey's neck while trying to stuff it for thanksgiving

"Bentley got a little aroused while making thanksgiving dinner and decided he'd try the Alabama Turkey Slammer. That night the family sat down to dinner and all said what they were thankful for, Bentley of course was thankful that no one had noticed that the white sauce packet had not been opened"

Alabama Turkey Slammer by the real dovakin November 20, 2016

basting the turkey 

Slang for masturbating

Girl 1: Oh my god last night i walked in and Jake was basting the turkey.

Girl 2: what did you do?

Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.

basting the turkey by Gentalmansmiley June 21, 2011

Stuffing The Turkey 

When all three of a girl's primary orifices are filled with the genitalia of three other men and/or animals. This is most commonly found when a female is having a foursome with three other individuals (male) with questionable sexuality.

Male 1: "Man that was a fun night last night guys"
Male 2: "Ya we stuffed that turkey good"
Male 3: "Ya I love stuffing the turkey with my best friends"
Male 1: "Keep this on the DL guys"

Female: "Stuff me like a turkey betches!"

Female: "I love the feeling of being stuffed like a turkey. It is actually quite soothing!"

Stuffing The Turkey by SuperJew3000 December 5, 2011

cold turkey 

1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once

2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge

3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket

1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.

2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?

3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!

cold turkey by Laird December 9, 2003

Turkey tits 

Huge sloppy boobs that r to large to handle

Ya moms got turkey tits

Turkey tits by Squally police February 20, 2015

Purple Turkey

A black woman's vagina.

I'm gonna go by Ol' Girl's crib and get me some of that purple turkey.

Purple Turkey by BigZak January 2, 2012

Turkey screwing 

When one tries to have sex with anyone resembling the look of a turkey. Usually a very mature person with the small amount of skin hanging from their neck. Also having a small body.

Dave: Did you see Ron last night?
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..

Turkey screwing by ShilohGenerals83 October 24, 2008