Tom Waits 

1. A hobo whimsy best expressed by a musical and lyrical genius that is legendary and rich with sly legerdemain. A Gypsy talent.

2. A national treasure usually found roughing it among vagrant campfires, eating baked beans, singing verses of box cars and Martha, playing harmonica that is kept in his coat's breast pocket on cold nights.

3. A dancing set of bones--such as the Elephant Man--summoned up from the dead to take the listener on an eerie ride, i.e. the Gospel Train on Halloween.

"Tom Waits for no man. But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." --Nick Cave to Henry Mancini

Tom Waits by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004

tom gordon 

1. A major league pitcher who tends to throw fastballs the size of beachballs to batters who normally can't hit their own weight. The batter then pulverizes the pitch and looks like Babe Ruth.

2. Someone who you cannot trust to do the easiest task known to the human race.

3. A name given to a person who tends to ruin the game for everyone.

Fred: Wow it looks like we are gonna win this game!
Tom: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon, we are fucked!
Fred: Good point.

Jeff: Damn this is a really good game! I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
Bob: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon.
Jeff: Lets get the fuck out of here!

Randy: You know I never knew how easy it was to breathe.
Tommy: Yeah but not if you are Tom Gordon!

tom gordon by shrecker March 31, 2008

Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer] 

To be tricked or deceived into performing a laborious or unpleasant task vie reverse psychology.

steve: damn it John Tom Sawyer'd tom sawyer me into helping him clean

tom sawyer: haha

Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer] by pi3r8 October 23, 2008

tom toss 

The after effect of "docking", where on uncircumcised penis is inserted into the foreskin of another uncircomsized penis. When one member blows their load the receiving members penis flings the ejaculate through the air in a similar way a catapult tosses boulders.

A point based game may occur with practicing Tom Toss. Points may be scored when a third male or female partner is 6 steps away with his or her anus skyward and accurately receives catapulted load in said anus. This game utilizes aspects of the popular corn hole game.

Frank! You tom tossed the shit outta that load directly into Samantha's asshole!!!

tom toss by Typhius August 13, 2016

Tom stop being so rude 

what Edd from eddsworld says to Tom when he dislikes the communist tordtilla

Edd:" TOM STOP BEING SO RUDE"

Tom stop being so rude by Thatoneemoeddsworldfan March 30, 2020

tom marvolo riddle 

technically voldemort but also very attractive

“dude tom marvolo riddle do be looking kinda fire though, time turner about to come in handy🏃”

“he could slytherin my chamber of secrets any day!”

tom marvolo riddle by raganagar September 17, 2020

Tom Riddle 

A very significant character in the Harry Potter series. Tom Marvolo Riddle was an orphaned half-blood before he became Lord Voldemort, the mortal enemy of Harry Potter. Tom Riddle was born to a muggle, Tom Riddle sr. and a pureblood witch, Merope Gaunt, one of the last-surviving descendants of Salazar Slytherin. Merope had Tom in an orphanage before she died. There, Tom was said to be a "funny baby," very quiet, never cried. he scared the other children but none of the adults seemed to be able to catch Tom and none of the children would talk about the things he did when no adults were around.
Tom Riddle, supposedly, is "incapable of love," has no real friends and uses those around him as stepping stones to get what he wants. He has a crooked sense of right and wrong, cannot stand to have things taken away from him and collects little trophies from his victems. Once in Hogwarts, Tom usually got his little gang of friends to do his dirty work. Being a full-blown sociopath from the tender age of 11, Tom Riddle had no qualms with committing murder to make himself more and more powerful through various methods of the darkest of dark magic. No other wizard in history achieved what Tom Riddle achieved though the darkest of means and maked him nearly impossable to kill.
Despite all of his nastiness, few people knew about Tom Riddle's true, cold, obsessive nature at Hogwarts, being a prefect, head boy and a very well-liked student. Tall for his age, with jet black hair, a pale, strikingly handsome face and a quiet manner, Tom was very well liked at felt sorry for by Hogwarts teachers and other students; the only teacher that kept an "annoyingly close watch" on Tom, was the then Transfiguration teacher, Albus Dumbledore, the only one Voldemort ever feared.

Tom Riddle is that hot guy you thought you knew, but he ends up being the one who killed your best friend and a bunch of other people, simply because he's a sociopath that has no real value on human life.

Tom Riddle by Peaseblossom85 September 6, 2008