clotheslined junk

Being clotheslined in the male genitalia

She gave him a clotheslined junk when he gave her lip.

by Pkc December 29, 2013

cactus junk

I guy who has spikey ball hairs and they hurt vaginas

That cactus junk hurt my vagina

by Nig-gers 4 days February 21, 2018

Junk

work that (a) is optional and (b) not a directly user-facing feature

We really need to address the junk in our backlog.

by squirrel chaser May 9, 2025

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

junk-show

Janky, janktified, worthless

Our janky friend BDef was a total junk-show.

by BD February 26, 2004

Junk fart

A fart that smells like junk.

I just had a junk fart after eating McDonald’s last night

by alx.144 November 3, 2021

Junk Diving

The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.

He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."

She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."

by Retorter February 19, 2012