a very long turd which has been sitting inside you for quite a while. Other turds have passed by into the poo bin but the backlog just sits there and builds up. One day you will clear the backlog and when you turn around for the inspection you will be totally amazed. You'll also feel a bit empty!
A backlog occurs when a man, for reasons sometimes unknown, hasn't ejaculated in a long period of time. After this dry spell ,when the man ejaculates what emerges is reffered to as the backlog. This backlog is usually a massive amount of abnormally thick jelly-like cum that has been stored by his testicles over this period of time, and if not handled correctly can cause a massive mess. Backlog frequently occurs in men that are in relationships becuase they are so caught up by their girlfriend that they forget to regularly service themselves.
Guy 1: Hey man, I finally broke my dry spell after I broke up with Julie last night.
Guy2: Wow really? What was the damage?
Guy 1: Nothing much, just a serious amount of backlog and a serious mess afterwards.
A pile of unwashed dishes that have been accumulating for days or even weeks in your kitchen sink. A dish-washing exercise that you just keep putting off until Doomsday, when it won't matter anymore anyway.
It usually ends up as a large Petri dish for growing a whole range of bacteria cultures and a hotbed for contagious diseases.
A: Who's gonna take care of that backlog of dishes? It keeps piling up, I can't get into the kitchen anymore!
B: Why don't we take an easy route and just blow it up with a kilo of dynamite?
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.