Smoking Hands

To have a blunt in each finger crease, and to smoke them all at once.

“Bro look at her, she’s smoking hands!”

by JizzyCumRag October 16, 2018

Stoking out

To be so excited that one exhibits signs of a ischemic stroke.

And drew radovich thought “Lloyd is so excited he has to be stoking out”

by The meathammer November 19, 2018

Sporking

The act of sporking, is grabbing an individual's asshole thus making your hand look like the shape of a spork as explained by NFL’s Willie Colon on the Flagrant 2 podcast , episode : Roganomics.

time stamp on of explanation on video via youtube ; 1:17:15

Past tense ; sporked

He got sporked during the match
You shouldn't be sporking anyone

by OluwaHefner March 20, 2019

Smoking a potato

Secret way to describe homosexual butt sex.

I was smoking a potato with Austin last night.

by POTATOSMOKER May 21, 2019

Smoking Cigs

The cost of buying a pack of cigarettes is not only reflected in the price.
For more information on lung cancer, keep smoking.

Non-smoker: "The cost of buying a pack of cigarettes is not only reflected in the price."
Smoker:" I know I know, I have to quit."
Non-smoker: "Smoking Cigs are bad for your health and the health of people around you."

by Nidhogg King April 6, 2019

smoking intelligence

Used when you say something dumb and your friend asks what you are smoking.

High off of intelligence

Brad: Did you know that bananas grow on trees?
Danny: Bruh what are you smokin’?
Brad: I’m smoking intelligence bitch.

by chick-fil-a lova April 8, 2019

Sporking

The act of feeding any KFC foods requiring a utensile to your partner with your penis, as well as distributing pussy juice on the biscuit if applicable.

So I just hung out under the table at KFC while some stranger

Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?

by Meester Grassyass August 31, 2019