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spanking the monkey

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.
I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.
by David October 27, 2003
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Sbank

Means sperm bank. It is commonly used instead of bitch, but can also be used as a term for Gay men.
My gf: Hey! Can you please do this?
Me: No! Go do it yourself your fucking sbank
by Sbank_master_aka_virgin February 8, 2021
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brand spankin'

Shortened from "Brand Spankin' New"
Simply put, it's removing the word new.

Term used when something is new, or brand spankin' new.
"Nice kicks man"
"Thanks, they're brand spankin'"
by Thup? April 2, 2008
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shank's pony

if you do not have any form of vehicle.. you are simply shank's pony.. i.e walking on your tod; or just walking
"shank's pony" walking on your tod; or just walking
by johnmartin October 4, 2008
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SpankBank

the collection of images, thoughts, dreams, and desires one conjures to heighten arousal in order to achieve climax; In regards to Self Gratification/Masturbation
I went home last night and pulled one from the spank bank to get off
by cooter March 7, 2003
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Monkey spanker

A person who masterbates way too much.
Scott is the biggiest monkey spanker I no.
by Jon Simon December 15, 2002
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spankinfart

a fart that produces a loud clap sound and or actually hurts the cheeks when it comes out.
"Ouch, that spankinfart hurt!"
by Big Al 80 July 6, 2009
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