Southern Jesus tug 

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.

Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.

Southern Jesus tug by I have a PhD in words January 2, 2018

southern bass 

Having excessive subwoofers and amplifiers in your car. Determining how loud the car is by how much it rattles

I want my car to have "southern bass"! I need to hear it rattle from a block away!

southern bass by 12vhoudini May 26, 2018

Southern Septum 

The internal flesh between the female anus and vagina.

I stuck one finger in her ass and one in her puss then rubbed them together on her southern septum

Southern Septum by JessTessTheMess July 26, 2018

Southern Whoopie cushion 

When you get your significant other to blow into your ass and without moving fart back into her mouth , repeat process

demarkusaun:What did you do last night with klushaundra?
Demandre: you ever heard of the Southern Whoopie Cushion?

Southern Whoopie cushion by luckyman91 January 10, 2019

Southern Cock Lozenge 

A southern cock lozenge is an method of oral sex where either partner can dissolve an throat lozenge in their mouth, spit the remains in their hands, and masturbate and massage (jackoff) all over the penis and have it sucked. This method can also be performed by introducing saliva to the partner's penis, and masturbate the partner with the throat lozenge in their hands, or the partner can simply place the throat lozenge in his or her mouth, and began to perform oral sex to the recipient.

Bro, last night, my girl gave me the best southern cock lozenge of my life!

Southern Cock Lozenge by Groovious February 10, 2019

southern exposure 

Mooning someone.

If you wanna see plenty of southern exposure, go check out da "clothing optional" beach in Corpus Christi.

southern exposure by QuacksO April 4, 2019

Southern Deer Stomp

The act of forcibly putting the heel of a high heal shoe into one's anus repeatedly.

Pete owed money and got southern deer stomped by Steven.

Southern Deer Stomp by Sven Zryak April 27, 2019