dirty shrimp dinner

A dirty pussy that smells exactly like rancid shrimp.

I went to go down on Blow Job Betty last night and had to back off because I was met with a large waft from her dirty shrimp dinner.

by Lickus Dickliosis April 06, 2017

scoliotic shrimp syndrome

When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)

Divi: That crippling artist’s back is so bent over!
Angi: They must have scoliotic shrimp syndrome!

by live laugh yarn December 28, 2022

shrimpping

the act of being seriously groovy and funky and probably having a great time

also kinda related to drowned shrimp

"that guy has some insane dance moves"

"hes literally shrimpping out right now"

by seagraep June 16, 2023

dip the shrimp

When two people are scissoring and you quickly dip your balls in between before they reconnect genitals

Me: hey Steve how was last weekend
Steve: oh man I went to your mommies's house and totally dip the shrimp
Me: I don't have two mommies?!

by Teenytuna February 18, 2018

Land shrimp

odd people call crickets land shrimp

Bob: Look at the crickets!
Billy: Im afraid of crickets, I call them land shrimp so they're less scary.

by ...Nugget... May 28, 2021

shrimp on

An extremely shrivelled penis, usually the result of being in water for a long period of time.

Appearance resembles a shrimp.

Holy shit! I've got a shrimp on we've been in the pool for so long.

by abstractlakx August 20, 2019

SHRIMP SQUAD

Biggy Norris' elite squad, with Sabre Norris as the manager. Biggy loves shrimp, but he has never had one, only a prawn. (SEEN IN NORRIS NUTS CHANNEL)

The Shrimp Squad left for Queensland yesterday

by Ella Meno Pea January 24, 2021