mantis shrimp 

The act of punching someone or something as hard as u physically can

imma mantis shrimp you

mantis shrimp by smoking & vaping is for losers August 22, 2025

Young shrimp 

A useless coworker that everyone hates

Ya have you seen the new guys he’s a young shrimp, doesn’t do anything at all.

Young shrimp by Big wiggly October 9, 2025

Limp Shrimp

A phrase inspired by the legend of Chris Labonty, the man who single‑handedly turned erectile dysfunction into an art form, and whose equipment was rumored to be smaller than a cocktail shrimp on diet mode. A limp shrimp is any dude whose confidence could fill a stadium but whose performance couldn’t inflate a balloon.

Known to strike when you least expect it, usually right after big talk, tequila shots, or a Bluetooth speaker playing 90s R&B.

“Bro flexed like a player all night, but when it came down to business? Straight Chris Labonty limp shrimp moment.”

Limp Shrimp by I_Get_Pr0ns March 19, 2026

Limp Shrimp

(noun; tragic phenomenon)

A legendary condition describing the unfortunate combo of erectile dysfunction and having a small penis. The limp shrimp is the guy who talks big, struts bigger, and still ends up auditioning for a seafood commercial instead of a love scene.

Scientists call it “vascular underperformance.” Urban Dictionary calls it a warning label.

“She hyped him up like he was bringing Big Dick Energy, but when the pants dropped, it was freezer‑burnt limp shrimp time.”

Limp Shrimp by I_Get_Pr0ns March 19, 2026

bruce teh shrimp 

The worlds most bad-ass meme that has managed to fuck Shrek, donkey, spongebog, spangbob and Billy Seinfeld up the ass at the same time, he is the ultimate meme lord that will soon take Shreks place on the meme throne in Shreks swamp

Holy fuck its bruce teh shrimp!!!!!!!!

bruce teh shrimp by helleagh October 7, 2017

dip the shrimp 

When two people are scissoring and you quickly dip your balls in between before they reconnect genitals

Me: hey Steve how was last weekend
Steve: oh man I went to your mommies's house and totally dip the shrimp
Me: I don't have two mommies?!

dip the shrimp by Teenytuna May 7, 2018

Bent like a shrimp

A Cajun term for being so inebriated that you’re slouched over like a shrimp 🍤

When someone asks you “how drunk are you?”, your reply would be “ma’am I’m bent like a shrimp”

Bent like a shrimp by Gymrat48 February 22, 2020