beta shrimp

opposite of "Alpha Male"
Typically attributed to (overly) politically correct people who are easily offended

"That guy is such a snowflake - he's a real beta shrimp"

by EverestK2 April 10, 2018

Shrimp

An alias of the word 'simp' created to innocently hide its intended meaning.
Normally used for the Hololive Vtuber Gawr Gura.

It was created on 'accident' by Gawr Gura when she confused the word Simp for Shrimp from her viewers.
From that point forward the word Simp was replaced with Shrimp for her specifically.

I'm going to shrimp with this $100 super-chat donation.
I can't believe i'm shrimping right now.

by UserOfNames December 3, 2020

Shrimp out

To succeed with small odds.

"I may have to shrimp out with these circumstances."

by oldcokefan96 May 25, 2024

shrimp

A person who is hot from the neck down but the face is just not up to scratch. Similar to the word Bag Shag.

The Boys: That chick over there is hot as.
Me: But the face...
The Boys: True, she's a Shrimp.

by TheKidGeeBoy July 2, 2019

Shrimped up

Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.

"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."

by norambuena April 14, 2023

Shrimp Swirl

One who is of which is upon the act of fingering the mammalian anus,and upon removal of said finger has a dense turd swizzled around the finger in shrim-like form. The said mammalian if of a high fiber diet.

"Swizzle me timbers my vegan slave whore," said broskie,"your firbous diet has left yet another SHRIMP SWIRL upon me."

by Dick Johnson, DMD April 24, 2018

SPICY SHRIMP SOUP

The absolute worst menu item for a Homo Gaypien that speaks with a lisp to order at a restaurant.

"Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."

"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper June 7, 2025