Baden Shorts

A phrase referring to the shorts that someone wears that are clearly 2-3 sizes too small.

“Bro you’ve got those Baden Shorts on. I can see your moose knuckle.”

by welcometothecuckshed November 26, 2019

Pube shorts

A pair of shorts that are so short that there is a high risk for the wearer's pubic hair to be revealed through the bottom of one of the legs. Note: the Pube Shorts are not a gender specific garment.

Tommy: Did you see what Mollie was wearing today?
Jessica: Oooh! Pube Shorts all the way!

by blueisnotaname April 04, 2016

Whisper Shorts

A pair of really short-shorts worn by a woman. Named so because they're so short you can see the lips moving but can't hear any sound.

"Jackie looks like a hooker today."

"No kidding, look at those whisper shorts she's got on!"

by vodkalyn May 09, 2013

short on the gate

Used to describe someone who is nearing the end of a prison/jail term, or other long term commitment such as a bad job.

Yo homie, my dawg short on the gate. Don't be gettin his ass in no trouble.

by joesarmy August 23, 2015

Short clive

The phrase short clive is used to describe how short and strange someone is

Person 1:oh its annoying i am such a short clive
Person2: yes, you are hehehe but dont worry its okay
Person1: oh thank you that is so kind

by The_m0squito_slayer August 21, 2021

Short Order

Prostitute. A Male or female person who exchanges sex/companionship in exchange for money and/or material gains.

Old Ricky can't stay away from them short orders. Always throwing his money at them.

by Brockwurst June 26, 2022

Short spooning

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.

Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

OR

Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me

by k. jordan February 25, 2009