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Shrimp and aardvark

Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.
Did you see that shrimp and aardvark? They were yapping for like two hours.
by Shrimp954 December 2, 2024
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bushy shrimp

extremely hairy pubic hair that hasnt been shaved in about six years, and an extremely small penis with it.
damn, i wouldn't ever date him, his bushy shrimp is a HUUUGE turn off.
by sls143babe November 17, 2011
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Fetish. When you eat a girls unwashed nether region and there are feces particles stuck to it.
Did you hear? Norace met this girl who loves Shrimp Scampi with corn and basil. He’s lucky
by Jason Mimosa June 14, 2022
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Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.
It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.
by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023
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shrimp scampi

to have foreplay or intercourse.
“Anne and Henry made shrimp scampi before marriage!”

“yo you and your girl made shrimp scampi yet?”

“nah she’s celibate, so no shrimp scampi for me”
by m&ewashere June 3, 2025
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shrimp splash

When you're washing dishes at the sink, and some water hits you - getting your middle all wet.
I didn't piss myself, that's just some shrimp splash.
by thathandleisalreadyinuse123 August 19, 2019
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voodoo shrimp

A voodoo shrimp is a magic position that comes from a man’s pole. Once it has been slid down the partner becomes overly infatuated, border line obsessive. And in constant need of the voodoo shrimp.
“That voodoo shrimp was so good I can’t leave him alone!”
by Heartbreakerr November 19, 2023
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