Someone who takes the shoe of a female, has her squirt her delectable milk in it, then stores it for later consumption.
So last night this hooker let me do a shoe milker, and that made me bust the hardest nut I've ever had with a woman my own age
by Cocklover95 December 9, 2018
Get the shoe milkermug. by hateeternal1880 November 4, 2008
Get the Green shoesmug. When you wear some nice shoes with some socks while its raining and you step in a puddle so your shoe gets soggy and your sock is soggy too, making your feet itchy.
Like going to school and taking your shoes off because of soggy shoes syndrome after you stepped on a puddle
Like going to school and taking your shoes off because of soggy shoes syndrome after you stepped on a puddle
by D3F1N1T0N March 6, 2019
Get the soggy shoesmug. by Mr. 14 goats September 21, 2019
Get the A buttered shoemug. Variation of "shoe gazers", and still pertains to music listener's posture, but slightly changes vernacular to play on their age, as well.
Musician #1: I thought this audience would get into our concert more. You know, show more enthusiasm.
Musician #2: Nah. I'm sure they like our music, but they're shoe geezers, and they enjoy it passively even though it moves them.
Musician #2: Nah. I'm sure they like our music, but they're shoe geezers, and they enjoy it passively even though it moves them.
by free4all23 June 26, 2009
Get the shoe geezersmug. When someone continually talks only about themselves.... the use of I over and over in sentences... I-shoes is like issues
by leprekron February 7, 2007
Get the I-shoes mug. shoe lace is a cord of leather strip passed through eyelets or hooks on opposite sides of a shoe and pulled tight and fashionable
by @kmccullogh430 add me October 30, 2019
Get the Shoe Lacemug.