please

can b used instead of eitha (1) "i don't believe you" or (2) "yeah, right."

(1) "ey, i jus fucked 50 cent in tha back of hiz whip, girl!" >> "girl, please."

(2) "stop frontin, u kno u want me!" >> "PLEASE."

by iTaLiAn MaMi August 6, 2004

pleaser

"he is quite the crowd pleaser" entertainer - a person who tries to please or amuse.

"That girl is a real crowd Pleaser"

by VishalfeZ December 20, 2016

Please Explain

A phrase used by authority when the proverbial s**t has hit the fan/someone has done something really stupid and the responsible party/scapegoat is being called to answer and take liability for their actions (also known as getting a boot up the backside).

There have been reports of abusive language in front of customers, and management has asked for a Please Explain.

by Fascist Grammar January 17, 2012

pleur

Those vibes accumulated on a Friday Afternoon - obv with a beer in hand. Where you become a more confident and cool - all round better person. #BeMorePleur

Pleur vibes,
This beach is Pleur Af

by PseudoKcaJ June 13, 2016

Schoolers Pledge

The silent pledge all grade schoolers take to never crap in a school toilet.

"I really gotta go, but I took the pledge."

by John Mahoney October 28, 2004

i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me

It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.

"I accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me," Typed me in 6th grade when I was supposed to work on a grammar book.

by Why do I exist March 13, 2018

Pleh

An adjective used to signal disinterest, lack of regard or care

Guy1:You're going to fail your University Degree.

Guy2: Pleh

also

I lost my job...Pleh

by Dewbie September 16, 2005