penisbreath

A name Elliott calls his brother in Steven Speilburg's "E.T. : The Extraterrestrial"

Shut up, penisbreath!

by nananathan February 3, 2008

Penis Pants

Latex pants that mold around your waist and penis. The penis sticks out from the body but is still covered.

"These penis pants are cool, but they squeak too much"

by PatternOfChaos July 8, 2004

Penis Van Lesbian

A nickname given to Dick Van Dyke By Mary Tyler Moore on the set of the Dick Van Dyke Show. This Pet name is still used today by everyone in the western world.

Person One: Dude. Did you see the Dick Van Dyke Show?
Person Two: No, but I saw the Penis Van Lesbian Show!
Person One: You're a Moron.

by Marlo who just happened no be named after Marlo Thomas. Oo; January 14, 2006

Penis

The only thing a poor boy has to play with.

Growing up, I was so poor, If I wasn't born a boy I would have had nothing to play with.

by Jilwan June 29, 2005

Penis

A disease that causes society's shittiest problems. Children.

I put my penis in her ass so I wouldn't make a child on accident.

by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016

penis art

drawing penises on EVERYTHING, and I mean everything because you are immature and it's funny as crap. This may also include making penises out of loose leaf paper.

Dude check out the 30 foot penis someone drew on the classroom wall! that's some hella penis art!

by 8888 February 24, 2003

e-penis

A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.

"I have a +5 e-penis of down smacking, bitch!"

"my e-penis > your e-penis"

by requires a microscope March 29, 2004