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officerkaran

a loser with no life who watches porn on the daily cause he doesnt have a girlfriend because he is most likely gay and lesbian but no one likes him he likes to touch his dick and make weird balloon animal type shapes with his dick unfortunalty he cannot reproduce.
officerKaran: *moans* Oh baby yess oh fuck yess

Normal Kids: Wtf this kid is mentally retarded and needs to see a doctor
by JOSHULALEARSNTHEABC October 1, 2018
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Office Hot

'Office Hot' can be used to describe someone who would usually be just okay or 'mid' in terms of their looks, but after being exposed to them for a long period of time they appear to be more attractive. For instance, a girl that works in the office would normally never get any second looks, but since you're with them for a long period of time they slowly become more desirable.
Ted: "Hey man, I sorta have a thing for Ashley. I'm thinking about asking her out."

Josh: "You're gonna regret that, dude. She's your coworker, she's just Office Hot."
by Absurd_Alfred August 8, 2023
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Head office

head office is gay boiz sex club in Cairns QLD Australia 42 Mc loud st up stairs $14 entry and have fun open 2pm - 2am 7 days
head office has porn 4 sale and toyz as well... all the best stuf only half the price...
by 2q2bstr8 September 5, 2009
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Facebook Officer

an employee who spends most of his time facebooking within working hours.
The Facebook Officer is still busy checking his notifications. Let's not disturb him with all these documents.
by invictus2823 April 30, 2011
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Oval Office

Where a group of menaces gather during certain occurrences to “hotbox” ones car.
Hey you got a cart? Let’s go Oval Office after school!
by DeezNuts12378 April 26, 2022
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office

Like my office? its the deluxe!
by smackwell March 27, 2009
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Female Police Officer

Female who likes to cross-dress; typically in Police Uniform, toting a firearm. Such females are generally man-hating, carpet-munching, sexual harassment screaming, control-freaking, closeted lesbians, "Daddy Touched Me", "had no social life in High School" rejects.
Officer Under Investigation: "That fellow Female Police Officer sucked me off last month, now she's putting a sexual harassment suit on me... that closet lesbian is gonna get me fired!"

Other Officer: "Yeah, she did that in the last District she was working in, you shouldve done your research, sucker."
by A Female June 25, 2006
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