moistery

A mystery of a moist nature.

Police Officer: Looks like the Wet Bandits have struck again.
Inspector: We've got another moistery on our hands.

by TopTextBottomText April 24, 2017

Moist William

A Moist William is the act of barely inserting your erect penis tip inside an excited girl's wet vagina, promptly pulling it out and sliding the residual vaginal fluid on her inner thigh. The movement should be done in a swift "paint-brush" fashion. After this, for the Moist William to be complete, put your clothes back on, pack your belongings, leave without saying a word, and never call her back.

Aye brody, last night Yanni told me he gave his girl a moist William. She was so confused.

by Bravo MNGMT May 2, 2017

moistureful

Full of moisture

This humidity has made these crackers so moistureful.

by TheGodfather1968 May 21, 2017

Moist Cereal

The act of eating cum covered cereal out of a girls vagina.

"I had some moist cereal last night."

by GentleChaos May 24, 2017

moist frocket

A moist frocket is a very very moist vagina. As a vagina is in the front and is a pocket and all vaginas are moist AF!!!

I went home and tongue punched that moist frocket!!!

by Hairypeters December 3, 2017

MOIST TURDLET

A smol wet piece of feces.

Ay mang, I just dropped a few moist turdlets. My dog just ate pasta sauce and dropped a few moist turdlets under my dining table.

by KnackKnack0630 January 4, 2018

Moistenising

(PrenouncedMois-ten-i-zing). An adjective that describes a noun that makes things very moist. yeah. I like moist. It, even more, moisterising with accent marks. mòïšt. Møìšt îś vårÿ môïštęńīśįñg tô śâÿ.

I have a vary moistenising keyboard. Please, come to my basement, its very moistenising. Officer͡° ͜ʖ ͡°, these are my children, they are vary moistenising. î ñęvér brökê óūt ãf ā moistenising cèłł, stôlę å çömpùtër ãńd púbłīšhėd mÿ wørd ín Ūrbâñ Dïçtīœńārÿ.

by not-a-cult-leader January 31, 2018