Direct Mixed Messages

Receiving messages through Facebook or Twitter from your current love interested who seems interested, to then receiving either no messages or blunt messages with no feeling or personality and alternating between the two. (Spin on phrase Direct Messages or 'DMs'

Boy 1: 'Yo, you been talking to Shanice lately?'
Boy 2: 'Yeah man but she's sending me Direct Mixed Messages again'

by PedroThorn July 18, 2015

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Massage Sharapist

One who liberally sprinkles conversation with the fact that they are a massage therapist in the hopes that it leads to a massage leading to a hook-up. Appears to be especially prevalent among men in search of men.

I really love giving massages. It really is my first love, and that's why I went to massage therapy school. You look uptight! OMG, I'm sounding like such a massage sharapist!

by bschwarz May 23, 2011

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massage unicorn

Someone who derives pleasure, happiness and joy from giving massages to others without a thought for reciprocation or payment.

My massage unicorn came over last night and erased all the stress from my work week. Lucky for me, he is also my oral unicorn ;)

by Zen Unicorn May 23, 2016

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Subdermal Messaging

Making you point by punching the recipient in the arm, thigh, chest, junk, etc.

Boy was about to queer the deal so I sent him some subdermal messaging.

by beelzabitch December 31, 2009

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hate messaging

When you send someone that you dont even know, an email saying mean things or swearing at them because you think something that might not be true.

Joe, "who is cassidy"
Bob, "some person that was hate messaging me because she thought i was stalking jim and lawanda"
Joe"what did she say?"
Bob, "she said that i need to back off, even though i now them"

by beowulf1 April 2, 2010

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