fudge martin

an act of humiliation and anguish whereby one poops onto his or her hand and proceeds to slap another across the face or facial area.

Jesse was being a bitch and Janice fudge martin'd her to death
Jerome and Tyrone got into a scrap, Tyrone got the upper hand and fudge martin'd Jerome.

I'm so sick of being fudge martin'd uttered Lois poopily

by poo.radley August 27, 2011

doc martin'd

It's when someone licks from the base of your nose to the tip. This occurs in a Doc Martin episode where he is dreaming about Louisa. Turns out to be a dog licking him, even though actress Caroline Catz actually did the deed on camera.

I was laying on the couch and my girlfriend snuggled up to me and totally Doc Martin'd my face!

by Pid&Pud December 24, 2012

Ruby Martinez

Ruby Martinez is the cutest human being in the world that deserves better! All he wanted was for Olivia, Monse, Jamal, and Cesar to be happy! But Cesar didn’t shoot

“Ruby wanted to make everyone happy! RUBY MARTINEZ DESERVES BETTER!”

by Ruben.Martinez May 29, 2018

Pink Martini

1. A cosmopolitan, or a Vodka Martini made with cranberry juice.
2. A pussy juice cocktail, made with Vodka and coochberry juice.

I would like to give you a pink martini.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019

dirty martyn

A man who looks innocent, but is a sex god without the need to brag about it!

He turned out to be a real dirty Martyn in bed!

by Sticky Micky February 23, 2020

South Dakota Martini

An American adjunct lager with green olives.

Dave is from Watertown, South Dakota, and when he goes to the Prop with his friends he likes to get a South Dakota Martini.

by LukeFourShore December 17, 2017

Your Favourite Martian

Your Favourite Martian (aka YFM)was a band made by Ray William Johnson (who also made Equals Three (=3)) in the early 2010's. This band was immensely popular but slowly fell into anarchy when the animation company they used started to make ridiculous rules for it's creators to follow, Ray eventually switched to a different animation company. Over time they started to make some of their older songs private and eventually went dormant. A couple years later a meme sprung up called 'you're a douche bag' which was a video that consisted of the first few seconds of Your Favourite Martian's music video Mr. Douchebag. Some other things to note is Your Favourite Martian had a spin-off called YFMTS which had 11 episodes in total. After their last music video released Your Favourite Martian changed it's YouTube username to 'THIS PROJECT IS RETIRED'. In mid 2022 Ray William Johnson started making posts about Your Favourite Martian on his personal YouTube account. Later he announced that Your Favourite Martian was returning on June 1st 2022. Many people were ecstatic. Your Favourite Martian's YouTube username changed to 'THIS PROJECT IS REBORN' and Ray announced that one of their Your Favourite Martian songs called 'Orphan Tears' was getting a sequel. Their sequel was made public on March 23rd 2022 as a premiere set to air at 17:00 June 1st 2022.

Have you heard, Your Favourite Martian is getting a reboot called Your Favourite Martian Gen 2.
Nice.

by JarateMaster May 31, 2022