French door knob

When you insert your balls into a woman's vaginal opening whilst she performs fellatio upon your phallic organ. Requires years of yoga training.

Chris: Dude, I hooked up with some chick last night, got a french door knob from her.

Misha: Dude! She had a mustache!

by dionarapthevicious August 05, 2009

slob on my knob

means to give a man oral sex

slob on my knob, like corn on the cob

by Rose April 08, 2003

Hobo Rat Knob

If two hobo's want to have sex but do not have enough money for condoms or to support a baby, the male hobo grabs a rat and impales it through the rat's anus , onto the mans dick, and then the couple have sex.

Oh man, Coby spent all his money on cigarettes so he has to use a Hobo Rat Knob!

by African Italian February 15, 2017

Bus drivers knob

a semi erection caused by sitting on a vibrating bus seat all day

she's so hot i've got a bus drivers knob

by half baked Jake June 05, 2010

slob on my knob

giving or recieving oral sex A.K.A. HEAD

slob on my knob like corn on the cob check in with me and do the job lay me on the bed and give me head dont have to plead dont have to beg

by Teresa & Melanie June 29, 2005

gobble my knob

1. Command- Perform oral sex upon me.

2. Taunt- similar to f*ck you. a sign of disrespect

1. Hey I'm feelin' horny, why don't you get on your knees and gobble my knob.

2. Hey buddy, if you don't like my attitude, you can gobble my knob.

by [e-mail] February 25, 2006

Lick my knob

An insincere request for a blow job said in a sarcastic or condescending manner.

"My boss asked me to come in for work during my vacation. I told him he could lick my knob first."

by elemkay May 20, 2008