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greasy grundle gamble

A sexual endeavor in which the woman applies lube to her grundle (aka gooch, taint). The penis is then rammed forcefully into the midpoint of her grundle (equidistant from the anus and vagina). The gamble that ensues is legendary, in which the penis slides into either the vagina or anus.
The greasy grundle gamble is irreversible; once fate has chosen a hole, you must stick with it for the remainder of the intercourse.
I took the greasy grundle gamble with Shelley last night; it was my first poopydick!
by salty ballz July 30, 2006
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Greeyaz

Worthless trash, said of people or things (Russian)
"That crappy movie was nothing but greeyaz"
by Ender_Wiggin August 6, 2006
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Greenstreeting

When you are wearing a jacket zipped up all the way to the neck, with hands in pockets, waiting to kick the shit out of someone, as seen in the movie Green Street Hooligans.
John: Why the hell is that guy standing like that? Does he not know he's about to get the shit kicked out of him?

Steve: No you tosser! He's Greenstreeting. He'll beat the fuck out of that mick bastard.
by thewiseman1011 April 20, 2009
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Grey Ghosted

The occurrence in childhood of falling asleep or being made to go to bed at a critical moment in a TV show or movie, resulting in never finding out how the plot is resolved. It often haunts one up through adulthood.

From the _Batman: the Animated Series_ episode, "Beware the Grey Ghost," in which Batman recalls how, as a young boy, he fell asleep halfway through an episode of the Grey Ghost TV series. He must now track down the episode and watch the ending in order to solve a series of crimes.
I've never seen the end of Dune. I kept getting Grey Ghosted whenever it was on TV.

Remember the _Eerie, Indiana_ with the tupperware? My mom Grey Ghosted me right at the halfway point, so I never found out if they escaped.
by stellaluna42 May 7, 2009
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Great White Blumpkin

When someone receives a bumpkin in a snow storm, or simply a blumpkin in the snow where there are no available toilets.
I was ridin the slopes when I had to drop a deuce, so my girl and I turned off the run and I shit over a tree while getting dome thus, the Great White Blumpkin was born!
by Motown from Nevada December 9, 2009
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green pork

Federal government money spent on states' so-called green projects.
This loan guarantee for nuclear power plants amounts to billions of dollars in green pork that will do little to meet America’s energy needs.
by Philosophistry February 17, 2010
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Great Lakes Barbie

A midwest hottie.

Tall, Blonde Michigan or Ohio girl.
I've got a date with a Great Lakes Barbie tonight.
by Mrs. Meow March 30, 2010
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