gooftard

A combination of one crazy goofy looking person, with a retarded sloth thrown into their DNA somewhere.

My gym teacher is a huge gooftard...

by James Robertson March 31, 2003

goofelatious

The goofy look on your partners face when you surprisingly bust a massive nut in their mouth.

You should have seen the goofelatious look on her face when I exploded in her mouth.

by Glenbo November 13, 2006

Goofologist

1) Somebody who studies. interacts with, and generally fucks with goofs/bafoon/gafoon for a living.

Or

2) A furry animals scrotum

"Bro, omars such a goof" said max the goofologist

"Omar, stop munching on that goofologist bro"

by gooftrooper#1 June 21, 2012

Goofytown

A fucking retarded thing or person. Normally used to describe people

"Bruh look at this fuckin' goofytown-ass in this bitch. Nigga be looking like a fuckin' fire engine with severe down-syndrome."

by Chong Heck April 11, 2019

Goofed

When Goofy, from famous cartoon Mickey Mouse, has sex with you while you are sleeping.

"GAWRSH, I just Goofed this girl and she never woke up! Goofy Gang"

by Goofy Lover April 15, 2019

Goofiness Quotient

A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.

*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient

Because of the Goofiness Quotient, Shaquille O'Neal was a 52% free throw shooter.

by BusPeople2222 April 8, 2021

you goofy

Whatever the fuck meech means

Bro you goofy

by foodlover100000 July 8, 2018