werewolf feet 

Ugly feet. Usually long and boney. Person has wolf nails.

Mark thought Jane was one of the most attractive women he had ever seen. Until one day he unexpectedly got a glance at her feet while she was brushing her teeth. In disbelief and horror, suddenly the wedding plans were put on hold. Jane had werewolf feet!

Mark (looking for comfort) "Man, I didn't see it coming."

Jake (friend on cell) "Well as long a she's not digging up holes in your yard, I think you should give her a second chance."

Second sentence: "Please be kind to people with werewolf feet."

werewolf feet by DeSimone, Elizabeth January 3, 2007

duck feet 

n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna do some crack?

duck feet by gnostic 1 May 5, 2013

got wet feet 

Being in serious trouble.

Person #1: Yo, homie how ya doing?
Person #2: I am in serious trouble, man! Yesterday I wrecked my car, lost my job and my girlfriend married my best friend.
Person #1: You really got wet feet, homie!
Person #2: You're right. Can you lend me a rifle, so that I can kill myself, please?

got wet feet by armn_ July 4, 2006

Small feet 

If your a male and u have small feet size 8 under this means ur c o c k is huge and you are very good in bed

The guy with small feet has a big d I c k

Small feet by Acepings.com October 12, 2021

Happy Feet 

After smoking weed you get uncontrollable shaking in your feet.

"Bro you having a seizure?"

"No, it's happy feet"

Happy Feet by MK "Finesse King" June 24, 2017

light on the feet 

a term describing male homosexuality. derogitory term.

John seems a little light on the feet.

light on the feet by Raub January 27, 2005

J feet 

Someone who is born with wank wonky feet which look like they have been repeatedly beaten with a 5 pound hammer and then squashed in a vice. Sufferers often have many similar traits to the elephant man, but normally look worse. typically a side effect of inbreeding, this condition is a right kaaaaant.

Look at that poor little raspberry ripple over there wiv his j feet

J feet by Nichollsboooooooooooy December 7, 2006