Facebook Guilt

Facebook Guilt: An attempt to support or bring attention to a cause by posting a guilt-inducing status update along the lines of "If you believe/don't believe in ___________, repost for the next _______ minutes/hours/days;" the implication being that if you don't repost you are taking a stand AGAINST said cause.

An example of Facebook Guilt: I care about America’s soldiers – IF YOU CARE TOO YOU MUST REPOST THIS!!

by SmartassMommies May 4, 2012

fabotage

A blend of the words 'Facebook' and 'sabotage'. Fabotage is an alternative to 'frape' (using someone else's Facebook profile without their knowledge and posting content or changing information, often with humorous intent) that is more fun to say and doesn't trivialise rape.

"Well, that was a witty fabotage! I will fabotage you back, just you wait."

by purplerawr September 16, 2014

Faceboogling

Using you're facebook status instead of google

"Facebook status"
-Who wrote romeo and juliet?
"comment"
-I don't know, google it instaid of faceboogling.

by Melanyza July 12, 2011

Facebook Abortion

When someone screws up on facebook so badly that it causes a shit storm of "defriending", "blocking" people, and general mayhem

I found out my ex-girlfriend was a whore and told everyone on facebook which caused a fury of deleting friends, being deleted and vilified on her friend's pages; a total Facebook Abortion

by Banging the Beldam January 13, 2010

facebook reflex

The unconscious reflex that continually brings you back to Facebook without knowing how you got there.

Wait, why am I reading my middle school girlfriend's wall posts again?... Aw, damn you Facebook Reflex! Not again!

by Aplusbar January 14, 2010

Facebook Troll

(Trollus familiarus)

A friend or family member who posts immediately on your status updates with the (perhaps subconscious) desire to make you look like an idiot. They may well think they are doing you a favor.

Congrats on winning the Nobel Prize, it's hard to believe you're the same guy that crapped your pants in third grade — signed, your Facebook Troll

by teeceeTO July 11, 2010

facebook fakeout

when you accept a friend request (via facebook) from a chick that looks hot in her picture - but upon looking at the profile you realize she is:

a) a fatty

b) not the girl in the picture

c) something else that pisses me off.

"This hot bitch requested me the other day and then i realized she pulled a facebook fakeout on my ass"

"Bitches and hoes, man. Bitches and hoes."

by pizzaman2o1o January 13, 2008